Sixteen questions for eroge/visual novel fans~

Anything to drive away boredom~

To kick my self off rolling again I found some questions that all visual novel/eroge fans should answer from one of the many blogs I read daily. I personally find this the easiest way to start up my blogging activities again. Below are just my honest answers to said questions. I'm also willing to admit that I'm a newbie in regards to non mainstream visual novels so don't get all pissy at me for not mentioning more obscure titles and always enjoy~

1.Who is your favorite female visual novel character?
This is a really hard decision to make because there are so many female characters I do like. Since I'm only able to pick one it would be saber from fate/stay night.

2. Who is your favorite male visual novel character?
Hands down I pick Battler Ushiromiya from Umineko.

3. Which character is the cutest?
Given her personality traits I would have to choose Rika Furude from Higurashi

4. Which Male or Female character is the hottest?
Since I prefer the mature ladies I would have to go with Akiko Minase for Kanon

5. What is your favorite visual novel soundtrack (or song)?
Out of all the visual novels I've played it would have to be clannad.

6. Which is your favorite visual novel opening animation?
I'm going to have to go with Stein's;Gate PC port op.

7. What is your favorite scene in a visual novel?
You all know how much of sick twisted bastard I can be so this is pretty easy for me. I choose the Corpse Party chapter five prologue which left with some soupy feelings.

8. What qualities in a VN character do you gravitate most towards?
There is only one quailty I really search for and that's a main character who is actually given a personality or human traits/flaws.

9. Which character in a VN is most similar to you in terms of personality?
I really hate to say this since I am unable to explain why but I'm alot like Matoko from School Days.

10. Who is your favorite VN Artist? 
Itaru Hinoue who did the first three classic key/visual arts games.

11. Who is your favorite VN writer?
 That would have to be R7 you dumb ass.

12. What is your favorite thing about visual novel/eroge?
Overall it's the way in how the story is presented to you into a format that only works within this given form of media.

13. What is one thing you would eliminate from all VNs to make them more perfect?
Childhood friends that never age.. dacopo I'm looking at you.

14. Do you think you’ll ever stop playing VNs?
At this current state in my life I gotta go with no.

15. Are you open about the fact that you play VNs with people you know?
Yes I'm actually open about the fact I play these type of games with my close family and online friends.


16. Which visual novel was the biggest let down for you?
None as of yet.
 

Now follow the golden fairy out~

It's Time To Get Things Rolling Again~

BAKA INU!!!!!

Now that I have your attention with the top three tsundere's from J.C. staff adaptions. I will  let it be known I will have at least six new post up before this week over so look forward to them. I'm taking a short vacation so I can relax while I type out some news articles, reviews and convention news from the major cons this season. 

Yes I also admit to being a lazy bastard on some respects by not having done any reviews in two months so far, well all I can say is just get the hell over it already! One of my biggest surprises I do have is that I'll be doing reviews on tech devices as well. Now this should wrap up things here, I'll get these post done as soon as I can and host edits/hyper links on this page. Until we meet again I bid you all adieu~

First Edit: One thing you some you might have noticed is my massive overhaul on my school days review I did last year. The major reason for this is due in part that some of the mistakes have been bugging the hell out of me for the past year now and they need to be addressed to make the review seem more professional before submitting it to jast-usa. Just click the hyper-link below to read the updated review.

School Days vn revised review

Second Edit: I have a review coming out soon for the roku HD box and the crunchy-roll ps3 app so look forward to them

-Cecil The Dark Knight

Visual Novel translation status

Yes Sena..Those Are Nice~

This is just a recent update for translated and official work on visual novels from certain groups. Please keep in mind this is for information purposes only. The games in italic are the ones that have seen the most recent activity.

Fan works

11eyes - 2nd partial patch out, very slow to effectively stalled for the time because of the main translator needing to deal with real life unless a new primary translator joins

Air - 25% translated and 23% edited

Aiyoku no Eustia - Fione Route- 99% through 1st pass, 40% through 2nd pass, looking for new translator

Akai Ito- Yumei's route released, Nozomi route fully inserted,Uzuki route 40% inserted, 14300/21674 (65.98%) overall inserted, last untranslated arc being translated by original translator

Apathy Midnight Collection - fully translated, one arc left to edit

Ayakashibito - ~60% translated, tonya's route translated, stalled while looking for a new translator to continue

>Baldr Sky - Chapter 9 of Rain's Route done

Cartagra - Initial translation complete, future is unknown

Concerto Note - C&D, continuing, translation at 39%, editing at 18%

Daiteikoku - 35% translated partial patch out

DraKoi- Initial translation complete

>Fate/Hollow Ataraxia- 79% translated, second partial patch out

Fortune Arterial- Prologue completely translated, Kiriha route 99%, Erika route 60%, Haruna route 50%

>Hadaka Shitsuji - 39.02% translated

Hakuisei Renai Shoukougun - 3 scripts translated

Hanahira - 15 of 50 scripts translated

>Higanbana no Saku Yoru Ni - 7132 / 7817 (91%) lines translated

Higurashi Daybreak - being translated

Hinomaru- 25% translated, main arc editing

Honey Coming- Prologue 100% translated, common route 80% translated. Yuma Shichiri's route 5% translated

>Hoshizora no Memoria -Patch Released

Hunks Workshop - ~25% rough translation

Ikusa Megami Zero - Project alive again, 5205 lines translated

Imouto Paradise - 5% translated

>Irotoridori no Sekai - 25,051/51,100 (49.02%) lines translated, full common route translated, prologue patch released Kawakaburi No Cherry - "Meanwhile I am working on it, should be out in a few weeks." Koitate - Ren and Yukino’s route patch released Little Busters - Original released, work ongoing with EX./ME content Majikoi- Yukie + Chris + Momoyo + Wanko + teacher route patch released, Miyako route 15% translated M&M Enchanting Magic & Sweet Charms- 92% Mahoutsukai no Yoru - Trial patch released Milky Holmes - Being translated Mirai no Uta to Tsunagaru Hitomi - Translation planned >Monster Girl Quest II - 66% patch out, 97518/109225 (89.28%) lines translated Muv-Luv Chronicles - Work being done on The Day After 00 + 01 >Never 7 - all 113 scripts and 81 of 111 tips through initial translation, 63/113 scripts through final translation, teaser patch on March 31st Nursery Rhyme - 9049/34410 lines (26.3%) translated Period- game total translation: 87.60% complete, Miyu + Rin + Aoi + Kohane + Tsuzumi + Miyu patches released, next patch will be final Princess Maker 5- 44% translated Princess Nightmare - Translator said the project is still active, but very slow, nearly 50% translated Pure Pure The Story of Ears and Tails- Sachi Patch released, 85.48% translated Rance 3 - 75% translated Rance 4 - 20% translated Rance Quest - between 4 and 5% >Rewrite -  22189/101228 (21.92%) lines translated Sakura Wars 1 - Project started Sapphism no Gensou - 46 scripts translated Sensei Da-isuki 2- roughly 25% translated, still active Serifu de Kanjite! Seiyuu Doushi: Total: 185/5400 translated Sharin no Kuni, Yuukyuu no Shounenshoujo - Fully translated, someone has gone through all the scripts for editing

Damn Right! >Shinigami no Kiss wa Wakare no Aji - Common route translated, overall 6478/18147 = 35.70% lines translated Sin- 65% of episode 1 translated >Sono Hanabira ni Kuchizuke wo 8- 14/18 scripts translated Sorairo - 2755/48557 (6%) lines translated Suihensei Made Nan Mile - 32% translated, plans to get a patch out "soon" Tenshi No Inai 12-Gatsu-"Maho route fixed" Tenshin Ranman - 2% translated Togainu No Chi- 77% translated, partial patch out To Heart2- 63% translated- "The final product is still years away unless I get more help. ", new alpha patch released >Tomoyo After - Partial patch released 30% from baka-tsuki., Doki-Fan-subs is looking for people to work on the new translation. Touka Gettan: translation status: ~40% translated Welcome to Pia Carrot 2 - 1st draft translation 35%, as it was found much of the script was originally not dumped >White Album 2 - 4/30 scripts from the introductory chapter translated Yandere - 55% translated Yoakemae Yori Ruriiro Na - 100% translated, 14% edited Yosuga no Sora - Roughly 40% translated, goal for greater than 50% patch around mid-to-late February Aroduc's ongoing secret project - "16800 'lines' remaining -- Story #1 Finished"

Official work MangaGamer >Magical Teacher - officially out now Ef - Scripts with minori right now, final movies with NNL Harukoi Otome - TL/Editing complete, Scripting in April, latter half of 2012 release expected OtoBoku - Translation ongoing Eroge - Translation ongoing Dengeki Strykers - Translation and editing complete, Demo Testing Done, expected to be out for AX Da Capo III - Mentioned at AX Innocent Grey would also like to bring over an upcoming title related to Kara no Shoujo Negotiations with age still ongoing Negotiations for Oretsuba are still ongoing Games from Denbonosu - "Hopefully in the future with MangaGamer, I can do something in the US too."[president of Denbonosu] Negotiations ongoing with Clochette, would like to bring over Kamikaze Explorers Picked up a Circus title with game-play JAST USA Yumina the Ethereal - "Script and images translated. Working on insertion and testing" Moero Downhill Night Blaze- 90% translated, fixing bug School Days HQ - April/May 2012, editing through 25% of chapter 5, porting though 30% of the final chapter."We hope to have it out in June." Saya no Uta - 99% complete Hanachirasu - 99% complete Django: Couple more months of translation Kikokugai - Working out issues Sumaga- Spring goal, demo soon, got new staff Seinarukana- picked up, ~35% translated Starless - Work ongoing Starry Sky- negotiations with voice actors Muramasa - Common route complete, 2 of 5 chapters towards true end translated, uncertain what will come from the project Steins;Gate - 2nd pass of translation complete, 33/175 scripts through editing, rough patch out, Jast may pick up the project Update: >Amagami - project starting up I wish to thank /jp/ as usual for the updates on these works and I have also edited some I found out on my own. Peace out everyone nipah~ -CecilTheDarkKnight

Wow.. Over 40,000 Hits

Yeah I am bit late posting this but this a big thank you to everyone that has visited my site so far. From following my drop off links on Ann forums or using Google search to find this site, I thank you all for the traffic. Please keep in mind I do not make any money writing reviews/articles, this is just something I do in my spare time until I can get a job doing writing professionally. As a huge thank enjoy this video below from you-tube, leave some feed back and answer this question, would you ever write to earn a living??

My Top 5 Best and Worst Games For 2011

None At All

So how am i going to celebrate my comeback?? By listing off the top five best/wort games that I have played/beaten in 2011 of all damn things. Now mind you I will not be doing reviews for these games rather just a quick list I did with my best/wort of anime for 2011. Also keep note in your tiny brain not all of these games came out in 2011, these are just games that I have played through until the end so lets get this list on balling and start rolling peeps.

My Top Five For Games 2011

1. Fall-Out New Vegas- PC
   
2. Legend Of Zelda Skyward Sword-Wii
3. Disgaea 2 Dark Hero Days- Psp
4. Corpse Party- Psp
5. Steins Gate- PC

Sadly I Can't

 Top Five Worst Games Played For 2011

1. Monster Hunter 3 Tri- Wii
2. The Last Remnant - Xbox
3. Pokemon White- DS
4. Dragon Quest Swords- Wii
5. Cat Girl Alliance- PC

That's all she wrote on this one people. I will be doing updates frequently since it's a slow time of year. Can you guys also do me a huge favor?? Just leave me some feed-back once in awhile, catch you all later~

-Cecil The Dark Knight

 Let The Countdown To 12/21/12 Begin

Finally Back

Like A Boss

Guess what assholes.. I'm back..Did you miss me?? Putting that getting aside I just want to let everyone know that I will be active a-lot more starting today. There are a lot of things going wrong in personal life right now, so I just figure why not bitch about it online while reviewing some of the winter 2012 line up. I sill have post that I need to wrap for 2011 "some reviews as well". Then my main focus will be on this month and those to come. 

To all of my co-posters.. sorry it took so damn long but I really had to get some shit straight. Oh i did finally get a e-mail back from Jast-Usa and they are interested in working with me. So look forward to a review of "My Girl Friend Is The President" which is their latest release as of now "go and buy a copy you cheap bastards" and review on that psp game Corpse-Party.. I Well you guys can kiss my white ass while I go off to bed, wish me will and let's pop this cherry for 2012 already.

YES MAM!

Witch-Hunt's Final Patch Is Out

Ange Getting Some Pay-Back

For those who have been waiting very patiently "for nearly a year now", the final patch for Umineko answer arcs or 5-8 is finally out. After this long ass waiting period we can finally found out what happened on the island..or we will be fucking trolled by Bern and Lambdelta all over again. Sadly I can not spoil this "you must make/reach this decision for yourself at the end of arc8".

Keep in mind this one simple question "is it magic or a trick", will determine the entire outcome for the series "just make sure to save before hand". That's it everyone let me know your decision in the comment section below. As an early gift I will host a hyper-link to the patch and where to order the game. Oh and I do apologize for any spoilers... but get the hell over it.

-Cecil The Dark Knight

Final Patch

Legally Purchase The Game

Best Bgm Ever "Birth of a New Witch"

Trick or Treat: Have Some Free/Legal Visual Novels

Such Misfortune

So it's time for Halloween with many tricks or treats. Instead of giving out tricks this time I am going to be generous and give away links to free indie visual novels "which are English of course". This is the least I can do for everyone for being so generous to me so far, by hanging out in my live stream channel or just reading/commenting on my post as well. I know it's been a-long since I did a review/preview for any-thing but hang in there, I have just been a little to busy watching fall shows and playing through little-busters. I do hope you all enjoy these games and leave some feed-back on them.

Five Free Visual Novels
1.) Digital: A Love Story
2.) Brass Restoration
3.) RE:Alistair
4.) True Remembrance
5.) Katawa Shoujo

Enjoy This Character Song

-Cecil The Dark Knight

Visual Novel Translation Updates For October

Damn Girl, You Scary

This list is just for informal use only guys. It is to show what visual novels are currently being translated as of now, what the progress on them are and if they beta/partial patch out. If you really want to play the games then use Google and look around for the patches on various blog sites such as my own. If you truly want help to play some of these game just give me buzz and I will do my best to help ya by providing partial patch links or in some cases torrent links. Well use this wish as you list and I will catch you all around later, also thank @chan's /jp/ board for this update.

 Unofficial Patches:

11eyes - 2nd partial patch out, 2092 lines left to translate and 7444 lines left to edit before the third partial patch
Aiyoku no Eustia - Fione Chapter 40% translated
Akai Ito- Yumei's route released, Nozomi route fully inserted,Uzuki route 40% inserted, 14300/21674 (65.98%) overall inserted, last untranslated arc being translated by original translator
Amaranto - Trial released
Apathy Midnight Collection - fully translated, one arc left to edit
Ayakashibito - 25715/50995 lines translated (50.43%), common route fully translated, 23254/50995 lines edited (45.60%)
Baldr Force Exe - Project starting up
Baldr Sky - Translation ongoing
Cartagra - Initial translation complete, future is unknown
Concerto Note - C&D, continuing, translation at 35%, editing at 14%
Daiteikoku - 26,014/130,000 lines translated (20%). 20% partial patch out
DraKoi- Initial translation complete
Fate/Hollow Ataraxia- 65.2% translated, second partial patch out
Forest - Ixrec's upcoming project
Fortune Arterial- 52 of 122 scripts translated, 14 of 122 scripts edited, patch for the trial version of the game
Hanahira - 8 of 50 scripts translated
Heartful Kareshi - 22% translated
Higanbana no Saku Yoru Ni - 2522 / 8082 (31.20%) lines translated
Higurashi Daybreak - being translated
Hinomaru- 19% translated, main arc editing
Honey Coming- Prologue 100% translated, common route 80% translated. Yuma Shichiri's route 5% translated
Hoshizora no Memoria - prologue patch out, common route fully translated, Isuzu's patch released, overall 33333/55183 (60.40%) translated
Hunks Workshop - Being translated, partial patch out
Ikusa Megami Zero - Project alive again, 5205 lines translated
Kawakaburi No Cherry - Being translated
Koitate - Yukino’s route patch released
Little Busters - 93.71% translated, 92.09% edited, patch out with Haruka' route and Kud's route
Love Plus- Fully translated, in the process of finalizing
Majikoi- Yukie + Chris + Momoyo + teacher route patch released, Wanko route TL: 13%
M&M Enchanting Magic & Sweet Charms- 84%
Milky Holmes - Being translated
Muv-Luv Chronicles - Work being done on The Day After 00 + 01
Never 7 - all 113 scripts and 28 of 111 tips through initial translation, 13/113 scripts through final translation
Nursery Rhyme - 9049/34410 lines (26.3%) translated
Ore no Imouto - 9.4% (28/299) scripts translated
Otomimi Infinity - 4130 /105610 (3.91%) translated
Period- All image/UI editing complete, game total translation: 66.60% complete, Miyu + Rin + Aoi + Kohane patches released
Princess Lover - 10% translated
Princess Maker 5- 39% translated
Princess Nightmare - Translator said the project is still active, but very slow, nearly 50% translated
Pure Pure The Story of Ears and Tails- Sachi Patch released, 80.04% translated
Rance 3 - 75% translated
Rance 4 - 20% translated
Rance Quest - 2% translated
Real Imouto ga Iru - translation: 4330/16108 (27%) editing: 3910/16108 (24%), demo up
Sensei Da-isuki 2- roughly 25% translated, still active
Serifu de Kanjite! Seiyuu Doushi: Total: 185/5400 translated
Sharin no Kuni, Yuukyuu no Shounenshoujo - Fully translated, someone has gone through all the scripts for editing
Sin- 65% of episode 1 translated
Shuffle Essence+ - group working on it
Sono Hanabira 7 - fully translated
Sorairo - 2755/48557 (6%) lines translated
Steins;Gate - Script and TIPS fully translated, being edited. Unedited patch out, 7/14 early scripts fixed
Suihensei Made Nan Mile - 32% translated, plans to get a patch out "soon"
Tenshi No Inai 12-Gatsu-"status: ~translating:active~"
Tenshin Ranman - 2% translated
The Second Reproduction - Fully translated, 90% edited
Togainu No Chi- 77% translated, partial patch out
To Heart2- 56% - "The final product is still years away unless I get more help. ", alpha patch with Konomi, Tamaki,Manaka and Yuma routes translated
Tomoyo After - Partial patch released
Toradora Portable - Being translated
Touka Gettan: translation status: ~30% translated
Umineko 8 - Translation: 65%, Editing: 50%, 50% translation patch released
Under The Moon- 6% translated/checked/programmed, still active
Welcome to Pia Carrot 2 - 1st draft translation complete
Yandere - 19% translated
Yoakemae Yori Ruriiro Na - 100% translated, 5% edited
Yosuga no Sora - 33% translated

Aroduc has been working on something new, though has yet to reveal the title. ~~40121/69752 lines translated



Official work

MangaGamer:
Conquering the Queen - October 28th release
Harem Party- Out of testing, end of 2011
Dear Drops - Translation and editing complete, Feb 2012 planned release
Ef - Scripts back to minori
Harukoi Otome - 6 scripts left to translate
Dengeki Strykers - Translation and editing complete, 2012 release
Sexy magic title from Score- off to script insertion
Da Capo III - Mentioned at AX
Innocent Grey would also like to bring over an upcoming title related to Kara no Shoujo
Negotiations with age still ongoing
Negotiations for Oretsuba are still ongoing
Games from Denbonosu - "Hopefully in the future with MangaGamer, I can do something in the US too."[president of Denbonosu]
Negotiations ongoing with Clochette, would like to bring over Kamikaze Explorers
Picked up a Circus title with gameplay

JAST USA:
Eien no Aselia- Golden Master
Osananajimi wa Daitouryou - Master probably a week away
Yumina the Ethereal - Final QC/post production, images being translated and edited, goal end of the year
Moero Downhill Night Blaze- "in final debugging and will be released "when it's ready"; probably before the end of this year"
School Days HQ - April/May 2012
Saya no Uta + Hanachirasu - Oct or Nov
Kikokugai + Django: Being released together
Sumaga- Spring goal, demo soon
Seinarukana- picked up, ~32% translated
Sa.Na.Ra.Ra - 8 completed scripts
Starless - picked up
Starry Sky- negotations with voice actors
Muramasa - Common route complete, 2 of 5 chapters towards true end translated, uncertain what will come from the project

Other:
LUDESIA- English release planned
Hakuoki - Aksys 1Q 2012
Corpse Party - Nov22nd X-seed Games

Doing Reviews For Jast-Usa~

Jast-Usa's Official Banner

This is something really personal but I do feel like sharing this with everyone, I have been offered a small job offer from Jast-Usa, to review press release copies of their games. To be honest this is something that I need to put a-lot of thought into. On one hand I will be able to make some extra money doing something I already like to do. However I will be required to reviews up at a certain point in time so this will no longer be any time to waste on writing a review like I have been doing lately, " I am truly sorry about that". Well that's all I have to share with everyone I will keep you posted/updated if anything else major comes up.

-Cecil The Dark Knight

Below is the e-mail they sent me in response on the Call to The Press

 

Playing Umineko On A Ipod/Ipad

Witch Approved

As the title implies some one over at Iphone Visual Novels has taken the liberty in making a custom App for Umineko, of course you will need the original game and English patch to make this work. This also requires a Jail-Broken Ipod Touch/Iphone Or Ipad, custom made soft-ware as usual. However even I am running into some problems this time around but if anyone can get this to work "which a-lot have apparently" personally I am just stuck at the point in transferring the data over. Yeah a small update as usual and i do plan on have some reviews up soon so look forward to them here soon.. The link for the tutorial on how do the custom app of Umineko for the iPod touch/Ipad app is below.

-Cecil The Dark Knight

Umineko Tutorial 

Some New/Recent Changes To The Site.

Okay this is going to be short and sweet, this is just to all of the people that can publish here or add content, I removed the navigation bar. So if you want to make a new post or add any new content please go here to the link below in order to do so. I am sorry for innocence this may/might have cause you but the bar was really getting on my nerves. I would actually remove the attribution or "powered by blogger bar as well " but it seems that can get me into to legal issues so...that's a no go everyone please enjoy this video of accelerator being a boss as a way for me to make it up to you.

Edit: I just went ahead and removed the powered by widget as well, cleaned up the site some more and just leave some feed back of what you think.

Main Sign In

-Cecil The Dark Knight

Back Home and Have Some Reviews Up

Yes after a long ten day trip I am finally back home in my state of "Kentucky". As promised I have a couple of reviews up and will do my best to have more up as soon as I can. This is not going to be a long post at all so just bare that in mind. If you see blank post up do not worry they will be finished asap just be patient, riding 10 hours in a truck is not something I like to do every day.  If you have also noticed , I have spiced up the site a bit so feel free to leave feed back about that.

Okay I have one of my newest reviews up, feel free to click the hyper links below. Feel free to leave any comments or questions that you may have on the review's pages not here people thank you for your time and understanding. I have my final review up for this week so feel free to take a look.

Professor Cherry

Clannad 

Cat Girl Alliance

..What did I just play..

Official Box Art

Cat Girl Alliance or Koneko Doumei as it is known in Japan is a eroge developed by Sekilala and published by CD Bros on February 2nd 2004 . The American Localization was taken care by CG Collections and Published by Jast USA on February 8th 2010 with a full uncut release.   The spec requirements for this eroge "like many in the genre" are a joke so I really do not see you having any problem getting this to work on any PC that is fourteen years or older that you may have lying around. 

So is there any thing good about this eroge?? Hmm.. Lets see I will give it three props on being the most kinky eroge I have run across in a long time but sadly, but having to much of erotica and no plot just makes for a badly conceived drivel. The second prop I can give that cg is very well done with any unnoticeable drops in quality. The third or last high point I wish to point to out that the erotica secession them selves are very well done "from the bondage to the wax dripping etc". If I was much younger this would tickle my fancy more, however these are only the high points I can even add for this eroge/visual novel.

A Typical High-school Club??

Okay enough BS Now on the plot "if one can be even be scrapped from this" is about our unlikely male lead Eiji Tachibana who happens to hear some weird noises one day after school, in the nurses station. To his amazement he sees to students on the sick bed, fucking of course but to Eiji's surprise it was two girls going at it. What makes it more bizarre is the fact one of the girls Rumi Takahata has a penis "yes there is a little futa in this eroge as well". So what does our sensible male lead do after seeing this??

Our wonderful male lead Eiji whips out his cock and beats his meat while Rumi is pounding shit out of our female lead Natsuki Misawa. After a few erotic scenes past Eiji shoot's off a huge load that hits the ceiling and runs away like a little pussy. The next day Eiji is called out by Rumi out to the nurses station to join there special "After-school club". Where a group of five high school seniors have nasty kinky sex every day..."Okay now where do I sign up for this" That's the original thing I can add for this eroge and that's saying a lot coming from a guy like me. 

At least it's pleasant to look at.

So with such a wonderful set-up like that you can guess where this is heading, if not get your damn head checked out already. Ninety Percent of this game is just sex upon sex with next to plot what so ever. I guess the high-light that I can give for eroge is that's not bad to look, but it's nice also nice look at the sun but we knows what happens if you stare to long. Not even the BGM or Soundtrack in this eroge is worth mentioning either but it's a tad better than Professor Cherry's bgm track, due in part  of the piano music pieces. So is there anything positive I can add for Cat Girl Alliance? Well if your a eight-teen year old kid in need of quick beat off then I highly recommend you play this or try to buy a hooker for the night instead.

Okay that's all I can bear to stand on covering this shitty game. If you haven't got clue that this game is shit then be my guest and buy it from the link below, or just torrent it if you wish. I know this review is not as long or in detail as the previous ones but this was just a damn pain to even write. I just needed to get this out the way so you do realize that I do not see all eroges/vn in the same light. To be a truly great eroge or visual novel in general you need a good story/plot that's also entertaining. You truly need to care for the characters, want to achieve a goal of seeing them happy, however Cat Girl Alliance does not have this either these requirements so hence my loathsome distaste for it... Well that's it for this review so excuse me while i beat my head against desk for the next three hours.

-Cecil The Dark Knight

Rating 2/5

Age Rating 18+

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